A PRESS AGENT WITH MY OWN SMALL AGENCY, I MET THE HANDSOMEST, RICHEST, CLEVEREST PEOPLE IN THE WHOLE WORLD ... AND WITH ALL THOSE EMINENTLY ELIGIBLE YOUNG MEN, YOU'D THINK THAT I COULD FIND HAPPINESS ... BUT I HAD TO KEEP WRITING BLURBS ABOUT THEIR ROMANCES ... AND THEY NEVER WERE ABOUT ME!