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Going steady is a drag! You get tied down and it keeps you from going with somebody else you may like and want to see. Besides, I'm too fickle. I can't make up my mind about sticking to one girl!" |
The boys had quite a scare just before they flew back to England. Herman couldn't find his passport! Without a passport he would have been grounded in New York indefinitely! The Hermits sat him down and begged him, "THINK! When did you see the passport last?" After much brooding, Herman recalled having the passport in Japan! "And what suit were you wearing when you last saw the passport?" After another long think Herman remembered which suit is was whereupon all the luggage was opened, and the passport found!
That meant they arrived late at Kennedy Airport and everyone was keeping their fingers crossed that they wouldn't miss the plane. And as they all dashed out of the car, Herman rushed off in another direction and disappeared! The Hermits became panic stricken! And do you know where they found him? In a phone booth! "I'm just calling Mum to let her know I'll be home in eight hours," he yelled. But then after talking to him Mom he insisted on having a chat with Dad - and then with Denise - and then with kid sister SUZIE - and then with niece KIM! And even Denise's baby son CARL who gurgled happily as the transatlantic phone bill mounted! He also learned that his sister was expecting another baby! (Now, as we all know, Herman has a new sister.)
At last Herman was persuaded to put down the phone and get on the plane. And as he rushed off through the barrier with coat tails flying I thought to myself: "Now when would he have time to have a steady girlfriend?"

All the Hermits persuaded their families and sister Sue to join them
for a while in Hollywood. They loved it!