1. How would your mother describe you in one word? HERMAN:   Last KEITH:        "My boy . . ." LEK:           Lek KARL:         Untidy BARRY:     Son 2. What is your favorite flower? HERMAN:   Venus Fly Trap KEITH:        Aspidistra LEK:           Rose KARL:         Rose BARRY:     Rose 3. What is the most insane question you've ever been asked? HERMAN:   Help me with this one                     please! I'm a high school                     drop out! KEITH:        Why don't you write your                    memoirs? LEK:           This one KARL:         Does long hair make me                     play better BARRY:     Are you a boy or girl 4. If you could change your anem, what would you change it to? HERMAN:   Fester Bestertester KEITH:        Tiny Tim LEK:           Horace KARL:         Karl Anthony BARRY:     Jan Barry Batwam 5. What word in the English language do you wish you had invented? HERMAN:   Ego KEITH:        Sleuth LEK:           Bed KARL:         Money BARRY:     Tea 6. What is the first quote that comes to your mind? HERMAN:   "Sigmund Freud is a fat                     frog." KEITH:        "Monkees are loveable." LEK:           "You only live twice." KARL:         "To be or not BARRY:       To be."

7. What animal best describes the kind of girl you'd be interested in? HERMAN:   Cat KEITH:        Koala bear LEK:           Cat KARL:         Panther BARRY:     Cow 8. What do you miss about your childhood? HERMAN:   Short pants KEITH:        Getting all muddled up LEK:           Short Trousers KARL:         Nothing. I'm still there BARRY:     Taking days off school 9. In What hour of the day do you function best: HERMAN:   Between 12 AM and                     12:05 AM KEITH:        9 PM LEK:           9 PM KARL:         11 PM BARRY:     Between 12 AM and 11                   PM 10. What is the main fault in your character? HERMAN:   Gullibility KEITH:        Laziness LEK:           Cynicism KARL:         My temper BARRY:     My character. One big                   fault 11. If you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow? HERMAN:   No. On Thursday night KEITH:        No LEK:           Yes KARL:         No!! BARRY:     No 12. What was your favorite subject in school? HERMAN:   Biology,Physics,Music,                         4PM KEITH:        History LEK:           Mathematics KARL:         Art BARRY:     Games 13. Where would you like to live? HERMAN:   Formosa KEITH:        By the sea LEK:           Cheshire, England KARL:         Where I live now BARRY:     At home

14. Describe how you kiss in one word. HERMAN:   Surfboard KEITH:        Menacingly LEK:           Impossible KARL:         Tenderly BARRY:     Long and wet 15. What in the world do you least desire? HERMAN:   Acne KEITH:        Cheese LEK:           A pyramid KARL:         A hair cut BARRY:     Two girlfriends 16. Why do you think most girls date you? HERMAN:   My beauty and dynamic                       personality (and bad                           complexion!) KEITH:        Because they are bigger                     than me LEK:           I haven't a clue KARL:         For a good time BARRY:     Most girls do not date me 17. who is your favorite historical figure? HERMAN:    Mrs. Miller KEITH:        Horatio Hornblower LEK:           Napoleon Bonaparte I KARL:         Henry VIII BARRY:     37-24-37 18. How many times have you fallen in love? HERMAN:   Regularly KEITH:        000002 Receiving LEK:           Twice KARL:         Once BARRY:     Ask Cupid 19. What are your favorite names? HERMAN:   Ethelred, Fester,                     Onachim, Godfre,                     Ethelbert KEITH:        Anastasia and Benjamin LEK:           Aluishus, Fred, Bert,                     Daisy KARL:         Boys: Scott, Gavin.                     Girls:Wendy BARRY:       Laonie 20. Finish this sentence. "Happiness is a thing called..." HERMAN:   Birth KEITH:        Me LEK:           Sought KARL:         Me BARRY:     Love

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