1. How do you feel about chocolate cake?
HERMAN: Awful
KEITH: Sick
LEK: Like it
KARL: Slurp
BARRY: I can eat chocolate cakes, but I don't feel anything about them.

2.Have you had an accident with your car and what was your reaction?
HERMAN: "Oops! I've run into the back of your nice, new taxi, Mister!"
KEITH: Yes! Anger!
LEK: Yes. The first day a tire blew and I ended up hugging a tree. I had no reaction.
KARL: I ran into a car around the Marble Arch. At first I laughed until I saw the damage.
BARRY: No!

3. What are your families doing now?
HERMAN: Staying at home cooking and doing normal things
KEITH: They should be sleeping
LEK: My father works for the local government in Manchester. Mom's a housewife. My brother, Peter, is a mechanical engineer and Colin works at a hospital
KARL: I'm not psychic
BARRY: Spring cleaning

4. What are your favorite recipes and how do you prepare them?
HERMAN: Tomato soup - can
KEITH: Curry, roast beef, roast duck - I'm not a cook!
LEK: Madras Indian curry and English roast lamb - my mother.
KARL: Hung Fu Low Velly Hot (a famous Chinese dish) - take two pinches of Fu and mix with mixed herbs. Hung it over low light and simmer two days. Eat whilst Velly Hot with steamed rice.
BARRY: Very hot curry with rice, eggs and bacon, fish and chips - cook? Me?!

5. What to you is the least attractive thing a fan could do?
HERMAN: Scratch
KEITH: Attack me with scissors
LEK: Throw things on stage - anything heavier than feathers, that is
KARL: Jump under our limousine
BARRY: Cry!

6. What perfume should a girl wear to please you?
HERMAN: Something that doesn't smell like tomatoes or asparagus
KEITH: French Green
LEK: Jungle flavor
KARL: Fragrance of Parisienne Dandelion
BARRY: If the perfume pleases her, it will please me

7. What perfume should a girl wear to repulse you?
HERMAN: Something that smells like asparagus, tomatoes or French dressing
KEITH: Arabic garlic
LEK: Ice cream
KARL: Fertilizer
BARRY: Something where the smell lasts

8. What to you is the most horrible clothes combination a girl could wear?
HERMAN: Ballet frock and football shoes
KEITH: Mini skirt and thigh length plastic boots
LEK: Crash helmet and clogs
KARL: Sky blue plastic off the shoulder rain coat and lead boots with matching earrings
BARRY: Girls look O.K. to me in anything apart from ice blue jeans and big hats

9. If you were to describe yourself as a story book character, who would you be?
HERMAN: Oliver Twist
KEITH: Pinnochio
LEK: Rumplestiltskin
KARL: Scrooge!
BARRY: The Mad Hatter in "Alice In Wonderland"

10. What's the most annoying thing that's ever happened to you in a restaurant?
HERMAN: When I wanted a dinner menu because I didn't like anything on the luncheon menu and we were miles from another restaurant. They wouldn't give me the dinner menu because they insisted it was lunch time and I should order lunch from the luncheon menu
KEITH: Getting lobster when I ordered eggs!
LEK: I hate restaurants!
KARL: I ordered lobster. An hour later the waitress asked me how I wanted it. Then, 15 minutes later she told me they had no lobster
BARRY: When I finished my meal, I found that I had only one penny on me and I could not pay for the meal

11. What ridiculous things do you find yourself doing while watching a movie or TV?
HERMAN: I fall asleep
KEITH: Scratching my toes, chewing my cud
LEK: Scratching the paint off my guitar with my pick
KARL: Pulling my sideburns
BARRY: I keep washing my hands and face

12. What do you do when the telephone keeps ringing while you're alone?
HERMAN: I usually answer
KEITH: I count the times it rings. Multiply by 13 - that's the age I'll die. Then, try and figure out who it might have been
LEK: I would cut the cord
KARL: They annoy me, but I'd answer it
BARRY: I answer it. If somebody's got the time to ring me, I've got the time to answer it

13. If you were given $100 dollars for a date, where would be go, what would you do, what kind of girl would you take?
HERMAN: I'd give her half and take the rest to buy gum
KEITH: Nearest fruit machine and blow the lot. The girl would have to be understanding
LEK: I would go to Mars to paddle in the canals with a bald-headed girl
KARL: I'd go for dinner, then a club and dance. Then, take the girl (a happy, fun-loving kind) home before her clothes turned to rags
BARRY: I would go to a restaurant for a great meal. I would take a girl who is great company

14. What's the silliest thing that you could buy for $100 dollars?
HERMAN: A Persian Gezinta Bird
KEITH: 400 nutty chews, one for everybody in sight
LEK: A seven ounce Dodo Bird
KARL: Heated lamp posts for little dogs
BARRY: A pogo stick

15. If you were to describe yourself as an animal, what would you be?
HERMAN: A human being
KEITH: A bear
LEK: A monkey
KARL: A lion
BARRY: An elephant